"Let’s calm down."
By Tove Jansson
My political insider friends tell me that Miliband’s real advantage over Cameron is that he has ‘an amazing butt for a middle-aged white guy.’ Well that’s all the inspiration I need…
Labour is the party of One Nation. Under a groove. Getting down, in a very real sense, for the funk of it.
Cameron isn’t twerking, and thank every motherfucking god and saint for that
1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you
We have seen each other through terrible haircuts, bad outfits, shocking life decisions, fuckwits and puberty. And we’re still going strong.