February 2012
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When you have to decide if it’s worth putting a bra on to run to the kitchen and back. It’s weighing up the effort vs. potential embarrassment on both sides if flatmates boyfriend is in there.
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Katie just came back while Chesney was singing “Let it Be” to the baby.
I am crying.
Alone in my room.
At Coronation Street.
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ALSO JUDITH ISN'T COMING TO JACK'S 21st BECAUSE...
I AM GOING TO MAKE EVERY BAD DECISION POSSIBLE AND SAY EVERY EMBARRASSING THING THAT HAS EVER ENTERED MY HEAD AND SHE WON’T BE THERE TO STOP ME AND PICK ME UP WHEN I FALL BY THE SINK.
If anyone fancies being my sober minder next Friday in Cardiff please let me know.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like “WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE.”
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I.
Can’t.
Write.
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Seriously though, it's lovely that you're being...
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Oh this is literally the opposite of what I wanted. Katie’s run away and it’s awful :(
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Oh god no this is horrible.
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Actually, I really like my flatmates boyfriend so...
They were eating while I was cooking (and by cooking I mean putting my pizza in the oven) and then when I left them I said “I shall leave you now and eat pizza, drink wine and watch Coronation Street in my room and live a lovely single life.”
We lol’ed.
all-the-world-drops-dead answered your question: Remember that time I wrote a monologue about a…
post it!
nilecrocodile answered your question: Remember that time I wrote a monologue about a…
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Don’t have it on this computer. It’s old-school stuff, so about three years old or something.
(Also it’s about such a sensitive subject and even though I...
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So much unresolved sexual tension between Anna and Katie’s Dad.
I fucking love unresolved sexual tension.
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balalaikaboss replied to your post: sallyjessyrofl answered your question: So I’m…
Solution: put it in cider.
And I like cider.
I might take the plunge and try it.
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sallyjessyrofl replied to your post: Right, sorry everyone, but it’s clearly going to turn into one of those evenings where I drink a bit and feel the need to tell you every thought in my mind.
I like these evenings.
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I waaaaaaaaaaaant to wriiiiiiiiiiiite but everyone else is so good and talented I’m not sure I ever can again.
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Right, sorry everyone, but it's clearly going to...
I am sorry, but it’s better you know now.
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sallyjessyrofl replied to your post: sallyjessyrofl answered your question: So I’m…
It’s…very warm feeling, and yeah, a bit sickly.
Like whiskey?
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kaseycarroll answered your question: So I’m watching Coronation Street (everyone shut…
COKE. OR COFFEE. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW.
RUM AND COFFEE?! Wow. That sounds weird. AND YES IT’S BRILLIANT HERE WE GO THIS IS SOMEONE WITH TASTE.
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sallyjessyrofl answered your question: So I’m watching Coronation Street (everyone shut…
Rum is gross, in my experience.
Now that is interesting, because my mum always says it’s the only thing she won’t drink. I feel like it’s a risk to try new types of alcohol because you either have to commit to a bottle in a supermarket or a glass in a pub and if you don’t like...
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Remember that time I wrote a monologue about a woman suffering from post-partum depression?
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Oh gosh Katie’s suffering post-partum depression.
*sobs in sympathy in the corner*
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So I’m watching Coronation Street (everyone shut up NOW it’s brilliant that’s why it’s been going on for FIFTY ONE YEARS) and Audrey’s drinking rum.
I’ve never had rum. Is it something I’m missing out on? What do you mix it with? Is it expensive compared to other spirits? Is it grape or grain?
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One of my flatmates is out with her boyfriend tonight, one of them has her boyfriend visiting and the other has gone home to see her boyfriend.
And me?
I have a crazy night in with half a bottle of wine and my course reading.
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Just got back from watching the Wales/England game...
Pretty fab to watch a Welsh rugby match in a Welsh pub… especially because THEY WON!
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They've started selling tickets for 'Measure' on...
I really can’t convey to you how excited I am right now.
And I’m not even in it for goodness sake!
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I feel properly low this morning because it is one of my best, oldest friends birthday’s and I can’t be there with her to celebrate. Also, it’s worse because I know most of my other friends are, because they all uni up North and it’s cheap to get from place to place. I, on the other hand, would have to pay a good £50 (which I really don’t have) and because of other...
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Vita’s mother, Lady Sackville, was not pleased at the writing of [Orlando],...
– (Wikipedia)
leave my girlfriends alone mom jesus why do you always do this
(via nilecrocodile)
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I think one of my favourite things about uni (and something I am STILL getting used to after FIVE MONTHS) is that I have no-one to answer to. I make all my own decisions. Like, tonight me and Judith were walking home from Monstrous Regiment (a play) and I was like “I fancy another drink, shall we go to the pub?”. So we just went to the Woodville. I made that decision by myself and...
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feminist bear-wrangler: What Lot's Wife Would Have... →
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first…
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Anyone in Cardiff know a really nice second-hand...
It would be lovely if someone did.
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Get back from a rehearsal (where I was very...
Good day, I think.
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...
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— Sylvia Plath
(via missguckling)
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Also, this morning someone I was at school with has tagged themselves as “at Alexandra Hospital” with a :) by the side of it.
I think facebook is a problem for you if you have to update your location when you’re IN HOSPITAL.
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So, I ended up going last night.
And yet again somehow “one drink” because “I’m really tired and have a lot of work to do” turned into 3 and a half double gins, getting kicked out at closing time and Welsh Club (which, in fairness, I abandoned in the queue because I really was too drunk to pay to go in just to leave within the first half hour).
I really do love uni.
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Quick everyone -
Shall I go out tonight or not?